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Attack of the Killer Mackerel

Usually mornings are quiet in Prony Bay.  Occasionally we hear the song of a solitary bird, but mainly there is silence.  Today was different.

At precisely 6:20 a.m. a loud bang roused me out of my bunk to see what was happening on deck.  I had never heard such a loud noise coming from the forward deck and could not imagine what could possibly be responsible for the racket that interrupted my morning slumber.

Perhaps we had dragged anchor and run into some rocks.  Maybe something fell off the mast and hit the deck.  Whatever it was, I was not expecting something good.

I quickly hopped out of the bunk, went through the galley, up the stairs into the salon, out into the cockpit and moved forward on deck.  When I saw the front part of the catamaran, I was surprised to see a one meter long mackerel lying on the starboard trampoline.  The mackerel was flopping around violently trying to escape, but to no avail.  The trampoline was flexible and the large fish could not gain sufficient leverage to flip himself off the trampoline and back into the water.

As I drew closer, I saw dark stains where the Spanish Mackerel landed on deck just behind the trampoline.  As he flopped around, his body would occasionally strike thumping and banging blows against the hull next to the trampoline.

About one-hundred feet away, another boat, Tyche, also heard the noise of the fish hitting the deck.  They had gotten up at sunrise and were sitting in their cockpit enjoying the morning quiet.  They could not see our trampoline or front deck to tell what was going on, but they could tell by the noise that something big had happened.  They wondered if there had been an accident of some sort on Exit Only.

I shouted to Ted on Tyche and told him that we had a one meter long Spanish Mackerel flopping around on the trampoline.  At first he didn't believe me.  He thought it was a joke because yesterday he had promised to clean any fish that I caught.  He even came over to Exit Only with his filleting knife the previous afternoon to tease me because I had not caught any fish. 

All of the flopping and commotion must have finally convinced him that the mackerel really did exist because he got into his dingy and rowed over to our boat.  When he came to the bow of Exit Only and saw the large mackerel, he could hardly believe his eyes.  He was as surprised as we were. 

It was fortunate that the mackerel landed on the deck and trampoline where it did.  At the time of the mackerel kamikaze attack, I was lying in my bunk with the hatch open over my head.  If the mackerel had landed six feet to the left, he could have come right down the open hatch into my bunk.  The thought of that fish flopping around on my bunk snapping its rows of sharp teeth sends chills up and down my spine.  I would have departed my bunk at the speed of light.

For those who have trouble believing this fish story, take a look at the mackerel lying on the trampoline after it stopped flopping around and expired.  You can also see me holding it up by the tail and there is a picture of me in feeding frenzy with the mackerel in my hands.

Ted, the former disbeliever, was now fully convinced that I did indeed have a mackerel and true to his word, he put the fish in his dingy and took it to shore where he cleaned it.

I did not have a scale on which to weigh the fish.  I estimate the weight to be between ten and fifteen pounds.  There was plenty of meat for both Tyche and Exit Only.  When we cruise with Tyche, I catch the fish, Ted cleans it, and we split the meat between our two boats.

At this point, we were a little perplexed as to whether we should eat the fish.  The large fish found in New Caledonian waters sometimes have ciguatera which is a type of fish toxin that can kill you if you eat fish affected by it.  Ciguatera is tasteless and there is no way to tell whether the fish has the toxin until you eat it.  We needed to find out if it was safe to eat the meat.  We used our Iridium satellite phone to call a friend in Noumea and asked if it was safe to eat the kamikaze mackerel.  He said it was safe.  So we had a mackerel feast for lunch and none of us got sick

In the South Pacific you sometimes see large fish jump ten to fifteen feet into the air and then land back in the water.  It's rare to be near fish when they do their aerial acrobatics.  It's even rarer for one of them to jump and land on your boat, unless they are the garden variety flying fish that hit your deck on offshore passages.  Those small flying fish are usually six to twelve inches long and weigh a fraction of a pound.

I have been waiting for a kamikaze attack by another Spanish Mackerel.  Unfortunately, no others have been willing to oblige by landing on our trampolines.  If we are going to have another mackerel dinner, we will have to catch him on a fishing line.

If you don't believe this story, you are not alone.  Many yachties who hear it think we are putting them on.  Truth often is stranger than fiction.  But this story is not fiction.  It's true and it tasted good.


 

CYCLONE ANONYMOUS

The first visitors to meet up with us in New Caledonia were Simon and Anita from Auckland, New Zealand.  We had sailed in their company across the Pacific Ocean in 1995 when they were on their fifty foot yacht, Quest.  They had already sailed around the world one and a half times on their own yachts and they were veteran sailors who understand the sea.

They arrived in Noumea with a good supply of "survival rations" which is another word for Whittaker's Peanut Slab and Almond Slab candy bars.  These rations were meant to be used for nourishment on hikes as we bashed our way through the jungles of New Caledonia.  You can see the broad smile on my face as I hold the giant candy bars.

We had been hoping for a week of beautiful weather during their visit.  After they arrived in New Caledonia, we stayed the first night in Noumea on Exit Only giving them time to rest up and hopefully have better weather the next day.  When we got up the next morning, the sky was overcast and windy.  It looked as if it was going to be a rough day in the exposed waters of the southern lagoon.

In the harbor we raised our mainsail and motorsailed out to see what awaited us.  It did not take long to discover that the wind was blowing between twenty to thirty knots out of the southeast which was exactly the direction we wanted to sail.  We pushed the throttles up on both engines and motorsailed the twelve miles out to Amedee Lighthouse hoping that out there we would get a better angle on the wind.  We slammed our way to windward for several hours and passed a couple of other yachts that also were being pummeled by the contrary wind and seas.

At the lighthouse, things were no better.  We hoped that by going on a starboard tack we would have a close reach to the Canal of Woodin after we passed the lighthouse and turned east.  Unfortunately, our hopes were in vain.  We had to beat to windward for the next twenty miles.  It was a difficult sail with an endless supply of salt water and spray coming over the bow and into the cockpit.  We pushed the boat hard and I have never seen so much water in the cockpit in nine years of sailing Exit Only. 

After beating to windward for thirty miles, we finally entered the Canal of Woodin and turned south into Bay de Maa.    This moderately deep bay had high hills to the south and east that blocked the twenty to thirty knot winds in which we had been sailing.  We put down the anchor in twenty-five feet of water about a hundred meters from shore.  The anchor set easily on the first attempt and we were glad to be in a safe anchorage where we could clean off the salt and dry out.  We had a quiet evening sharing the bay with five other yachts.  Two of the yachts were Westsail 32s which is the same design that I owned when I lived in Puerto Rico.

The next morning we left the anchorage early to try to go through Canal Woodin before the wind came up.  We motorsailed and tacked for an hour until we turned north into Prony Bay.  Just as we rounded the reef at the entrance of Prony, a fish took our lure and Simon reeled in a nice yellow fin tuna.  We had six more miles to sail up to the Bay de Carenage in the northern reaches of Prony Bay.  Once there, Simon cleaned the tuna and we ate it for lunch.  In the afternoon, we explored the old hot springs at the east end of the Carenage.  The overcast sky remained with us for the rest of the day.

In Prony Bay, I inspected the yacht and discovered that while we were beating to windward, we had broken five eyebolts that hold the starboard trampoline in place.  When you break stainless steel eyebolts, you know that you have been sailing in challenging conditions.

The next day we planned to go hiking, but rain came down the entire day.  Prony Bay has excellent hiking trails.   Unfortunately the trails are made of slippery red clay and hiking in pouring rain is not a good idea. 

As the evening came on, we noticed that the wind was increasing.  We didn't have a weather report but we were not concerned because we were in what is considered to be a hurricane hole and felt we were well-protected from bad weather.  We were wrong.

By nine in the evening, the wind was up to thirty-five knots in the gusts and I was beginning to wonder if we would have problems during the night, especially if the wind increased.  I turned on the radar so that I could visualize the shore and also see Tyche which was anchored about fifty meters to the north of our position.

The wind continued to gust over thirty knots and Exit Only pulled hard on her anchor.  About half an hour later, Donna looked at the radar screen and saw that we had dragged anchor away from the rocky shore and we were headed for the large sandbanks to the west.  We looked at the radar screen and confirmed that she was right.  We stuck our heads outside and tried to find Tyche and were shocked to see that Tyche was a long ways off and we had dragged anchor for several hundred feet.  We looked at the depth sounder and instead of being in twenty feet of water, we were only in ten feet, then eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, and then zero feet under the keel.  Wow.  We were almost aground on the sandbank.  If it had not been high tide and if there had not been flooding of the bay by torrential rains, we would have been aground.  I started the engines and quickly motored off the sandbanks before the boat became stuck in the muck.  Simon went forward and used the windlass to pull up the anchor.

The wind was blowing thirty-five to forty knots and it took both engines to push the boat to windward and into deep water.  We were fortunate to not be aground.   It was quite dark and we used radar to get back to our former position where we could anchor again.  We put down the anchor and set it by backing down with the engines in reverse.  So far so good. 

It became apparent that this was going to be a long night.  We decided to leave the engines running so that they would be instantly available if needed.  Within the hour, wind gusts of forty-one knots hit us and again we started dragging our anchor toward the sandbanks.  Fortunately, this time we detected the dragging quickly.  We took immediate action, pulled up the anchor and motored into the wind as we reassessed our situation.

We had to decide where to drop the anchor so that it would not drag a third time.  The strongest wind was out of the southeast and there was a headland that blocked the wind if we went close to shore.  If we anchored within fifty feet of shore, we would have better protection from the wind, as long as it did not shift to the south or west and push us on the rocks.  We motored as close to the shore as we safely could and dropped the anchor.  We backed down on the anchor and set it in the clay seabed. 

In this location we were very close to Tyche as well as to the rocky shore.  We needed to have someone awake all night to make sure that we did not collide with Tyche or get blown onto the rocks.  Fortunately, we never got southerly or westerly winds so we were never blown dangerously close to shore. 

The wind eddies coming over the hill pushed our boat slowly toward shore, but when we were thirty or forty feet away, the boat would stop moving.  Then we would drift toward Tyche.  The boat spent the whole night drifting in the gusty wind.  Each of us on the yacht took our turns at watching the boat drift toward Tyche, toward the rocks and then toward the sandbar.  We also watched the radar to see that we were not dragging anchor.

During all of these events, there were torrential rains.  It was raining so hard that you could not hear the engine running over the noise of the rain hitting the decks.  I have never heard such loud rain.  Even Simon in his bunk could not hear the engines running and the engine compartment was directly under his bunk.

That night I got two hours of sleep.  I don't know how much sleep everyone else got.  By morning, the wind was below thirty knots and the rain continued to pour down.  The Avon dingy was half-filled with water.  Later, we found out that nine inches of rain had fallen that night.  The pictures show that the water in the bay had turned red from the mud that had washed from the streams into the bay.

The next day, we motored in the dingy over to the west arm of the Bay de Carenage and talked with the yacht Tranquility.  They had been up all night dragging anchor and had to run their engines in forward gear until four in the morning to stop further dragging.  One other yacht in the bay had dragged anchor numerous times and spent the night repeatedly anchoring and running their engine to keep from being washed ashore.

This storm puzzled us because there were no warnings that a storm of that magnitude was in the area.  It turned out that in Noumea, the winds were over sixty knots.  If it had reached sixty-four knots, the storm would have been classified as a cyclone.  Boats in Noumea dragged their anchors and sailors had a sleepless night.  One yacht was blown ashore in the Loyalty Islands which are a part of New Caledonia.

In the same storm, a fifty-two foot yacht was blown onto the reef and destroyed in Port Resolution in Vanuatu.

After the storm was over, it took a couple of days for the rain to diminish.  We eventually came back to Noumea and Simon rented a car that we used to tour the island and see the storm damage.  There was massive flash flooding along many of the rivers that drain into the sea.  Debris clogged the streams under the bridges and retaining walls were washed away.  There had been tornados associated with the storm as well.

Back in Noumea, we saw a large yacht come into the marina with a broken headstay and its genoa in shreds.  During the storm, they had wrapped a wire halyard around their headstay which made it impossible to furl the headsail.  The genoa flogged itself until it was in shreds.  The massive vibrations in the headstay created by the flogging sail caused the headstay clevis pin to fail and they lost their headstay.  The only thing that kept them from being dismasted was the inner forestay for the staysail.  They also lost their anchor and chain while they rested at anchor during the bad weather.

The weather service had not taken this storm seriously and yachts therefore had not made any preparations to protect themselves.  The weather bureau did not give this storm a name.  A few more knots of wind would have classified this storm as a cyclone and it would have become a named storm.

I have decided that I am going to call this near cyclone by a name.  Usually the weather bureau gets to give storms a name. This time it's my turn.  I am naming it 'Cyclone Anonymous'. 

We were fortunate that we had Simon and Anita on the yacht when the severe weather caught up with us.  Their experience and help made a big difference.  We might have had a much worse time of it with a bad outcome if they had not been there to help. 

Lesson Learned:  Just because we are anchored in a well-protected anchorage does not mean that we cannot have problems if unusually severe weather develops.  Although it's not cyclone season, the weather pattern this year has been turbulent and we must expect the unexpected.  In particular, it's important to download weather faxes every day when we are out cruising in remote bays to make sure that we know about the weather coming our way.  The maritime mobile radio ham nets and cruising nets also give daily weather reports.  Some cruisers make studying weather into a hobby and are a good source of information to keep us from getting caught unawares.  Preparation is the key to survival when living aboard a cruising yacht.  When we know that bad weather is on the way, we can take precautions that push the odds of survival in our favor.
 

AMERICAN WAR MEMORIAL IN NEW CALEDONIA

Within two blocks of the marina in Noumea, there is an American War Memorial built by the people of New Caledonia.  This beautiful memorial is prominently located downtown for all to see.

Although American and French diplomatic relations wax and wane, the people of New Caledonia have a permanently warm place in their heart for America.  The reason is simple.  Prior to World War II, the Kanaks were treated poorly by the French government.  They did not have citizenship and their rights were abridged by colonial rules and regulations promulgated in Paris.  They were not even second class citizens. 

When the Americans came to New Caledonia in World War II, all of that changed.  The Kanaks were treated fairly by the U.S. forces.   During the war, New Caledonia was effectively taken over by the U.S. military.  That period is called the "American Phase" in the Noumea Museum.  Over one million United States troops passed through New Caledonia during the Second World War. 

After the war, the French could not turn back the hand of time and treat the Kanaks as they had before the war.  The Kanaks were given French citizenship and eventually were given the same rights and privileges as French nationals elsewhere in the world.  The Kanaks have never forgotten what their American friends did for them during the war.  They showed their gratitude with the war memorial.

New Caledonia was critical to the defense of the south west Pacific.  It was the last line of defense for Australia and ships from here fought in the Battle of the Coral Sea.  If the Japanese had won that battle and occupied New Caledonia, then Australia would have been next.

The Australians had drawn a line east to west across Australia called the Brisbane line.  If the battle of the Coral Sea was lost by the allies, the Aussies planned to defend the half of Australia that was south of Brisbane.  The Japanese could take the inhospitable northern half of Australia, but they would get a real fight for the southern half.

The allies won the Battle of the Coral Sea and New Caledonia was saved from Japanese occupation.  Australians kept their country.  Kanaks were given their freedom.  Americans were given a war memorial.

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